“I've eaten pancreatic glands that tasted better than Downpipe. Disgusting!”
— Hannibal Lector
“Downpipe? More like CLOWNpipe!! These talentless pieces of ratcrap have no right to breathe, let alone be making music... I'm pretty sure that Beats took a shit on my desk once. Vermin. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED 4.7/5.0”
— E.Matthews, The Rolling Stone
“Smooth sounds, I didn't even throw up twice!”
— D.Learner, Dean Learner Publishing Inc.
“Worst band I've ever heard in my life.”
— T. Bigcheese, The Times