The 2,000,000th post game

Basildon Puke Plates?

watched a funny netflix movie with Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler satirizing Romantic Comedies

Yeah its pretty good

What is it?

Joel: Give me another one; make it a double.

Bartender: You look like you had a bad day.

Joel: Heh, tell me about it.

Bartender: Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.

Joel: You can say that again.

Bartender: Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.

Joel: Heh, tell me about it.

Bartender: Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.

Joel: You can say that again.

Bartender: Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.

Joel: Heh, tell me about it.

Bartender: Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.

Joel: You can say that again.

Bartender: Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.

Drug use among children has for many in education and with obvious alarm to both parents on the increase almost yearly.

Molly: [playing charades, acting like a shark]

Brenda: Paws!

Valerie: Laws!

Eggbert: Jizz!

Teddy: Jews!

Bob: Time's up.

Molly: Jaws. I was doing Jaws.

I met the director of that flick

That David Wain guy right? Was he nice?

Oh goody, let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to space land

Wake up Walshy

Use your cheesebox and say no, never

No, never

Microwave eggs were yummy

I'd proper go for some eggs right now

New page.

Good morning lovelies. heart

"UK" used to mean "United Kingdom", but ask anyone today and they'll tell you it stands for "Unbelievable Krimewave"

Salut, Chelle!

How's it going?