Originally posted by ScribbleYeah, except for the fact Peach still comes around.
In the Old Days, also known as the KMC Middle Ages, the Millionth Post Game was closed by a big, bad dragon called Peach or something. She was a normal dragon, except instead of fire she breathed shit! And the KillerMovieTemplars, although they fought with all of their might, were defeated and were picked off, one by one! Assisting The Peach was a horrible little stump of a creature, a Dwarf! And his wrath was great, because he was born impotent and they had to amputate his nob when he was seven. One KMT, known as the Grey Fox, built a stronghold that he thought was mighty enough to fend off the Dragon Peach and her Wrathful Dwarf – The General Discussion Thread. But alas, the Grey Fox fell in battle, caught sneaking into the Dark Lord's stronghold in disguise. And so waged on the war, and the Empire split into many factions! One of these was the Off Topic Forum, which, although created with good intentions by the dying Grey Fox, became corrupted as the Grey Fox fell to his newfound power, slaying the poor young warrior Xyz. Shocked by his vulgar display of power, the Grey Fox lost his mind and fled, never to be seen again. They say that the OTF is now in disarray – ruled by a crazed penguin. Another rebel stronghold, first settled by Bardock the Wise, now lies empty, just gathering static... With no leader to lead the KMT, a young knave known as the Welsh One stood up to take the reigns. But, just like his predecessors, he was cruelly slain! And so the GDT fell. Many years passed... the sands of time were unkind to the crumbling Empire. The dragon Peach disappeared, and the Dwarf became a cyborg Droid. With the Dark Lord Raz in exile, those slain in battle slowly rose again, and the Millionth was opened once more.To be continued...