The 2,000,000th post game

well heck, if you'll be watching!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
orange

At the Decemberist concert! 💃

dancing

I look pretty in orange

I think I missed the opening act... I well

take pics

and of yourself

Omg! Everyone wake up

Originally posted by \W//
take pics

and of yourself

its 3am i'm doing no such thing

do you usually get a spray tan

have fun gee

banger

just got a text from a mate asking how to hide C*m stains from a bed without having to wash it- does anyone else have mates like this?

anyway he asked how to hide it (he masturbates way to much and it affects his sex life lol) and i told him to get a spray bottle, eucalyptus oil, tea tree oil and lavender essence. mix it all in hot water (not too much water) place in the spray bottle, put the bottle to mist and just spray the area

what do you guys (and presumably girls *yes i know this can happen to girls) do to hide the stains if you didn't use tissues or actually WASH YOUR FREAK'N BED

I'm not a monster.

We wash the sheets the next day after doing the deed, or if I need me time, I use tissues/paper towels/whatever to clean it up. I don't jizz directly on fabric.

its just weird. he does it every day about 4 times a day. told him to use a catcher or paper but nope

what happened to this thread awebrow

this is my cue to go to sleep

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
its just weird. he does it every day about 4 times a day. told him to use a catcher or paper but nope

That's disgusting. The sheets must be crusty as hell.

i just leave it to dry

?

all the army site videos are probably 10 years old or more