The 2,000,000th post game

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Quincy Debaser

Bashar I get what you're trying to say as an outside perspective sure.

But this is essentially a thread where we talk to our friends.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Yeah, this is a thread where we talk to our friends and Quincy!!!

Quincy Debaser

Yeah! **** Quincy!

Quincy Debaser

Though to be fair I don't get the Stringer posts in response to you in here either

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

likely someone i emotionally wounded at some point.

Quincy Debaser

Hey what's your username from Bash? What does that mean?

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Originally posted by Bashar Teg
by 'shitpost' i mean 'having no purpose'.

the special people in the vs threads arguing big bird vs snuffleupagus h2h at least have an established topic.

in this topic there will only be one post with any purpose and that will be the millionth post.

I don't think any of us really give a shit about the millionth post. I come here to talk to friends. Which is, you know, a pretty firm purpose, right?

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Quincy is my only friend anyway, everyone else has that Judas look in their eye

Bardock42 Junior Member

Yeah, and I want my post count to go up. How dare you say all this is pointless!

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Originally posted by Quincy
Hey what's your username from Bash? What does that mean?
Apparently it comes from Dune

Quincy Debaser
Originally posted by Scribble
Quincy is my only friend anyway, everyone else has that Judas look in their eye

Yep. Best friends. Now let's get you home. Definitely not a judas....

Quincy Debaser

Dune always seemed too daunting. I hear it's amazing and great and then also hear it's only great if you like spice farming?

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Originally posted by Bashar Teg
big bird vs snuffleupagus h2h
If the comics vs section actually had threads like this, I'd probably actually visit it. My money's on Snuffleupagus, he's got that sick look in his eyes that says he could just snap at any moment.

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Originally posted by Quincy
Dune always seemed too daunting. I hear it's amazing and great and then also hear it's only great if you like spice farming?
It's meant to be good, but I have many other things to read first

Quincy Debaser
Originally posted by Scribble
If the comics vs section actually had threads like this, I'd probably actually visit it. My money's on Snuffleupagus, he's got that sick look in his eyes that says he could just snap at any moment.

Big Bird speed-blitzes Snuff before he is able to get his coked out self up and out of bed

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Originally posted by Quincy
Big Bird speed-blitzes Snuff before he is able to get his coked out self up and out of bed
Oh this is really happening?

Well, where are they fighting? Out in the cold, hard sesame streets? If so I say BB gets curbed in minutes flat. BB has the reach, but Snuffs has resilience and skill, not to mention his snuffle, which could easily break BB's neck.

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

snuff has much more mass and a much lower center of gravity, as well as a 5 (possibly 6) appendages for h2h. i think he would destroy big bird.

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It'd be a Sesame Street snuff film

Quincy Debaser

Or Big Bird can literally erase him from existence. Lest we forget that Snuff is Big Bird's imaginary friend.

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Originally posted by Quincy
Or Big Bird can literally erase him from existence. Lest we forget that Snuff is Big Bird's imaginary friend.
"Since Mr. Snuffleupagus made his first appearance in the Season 3 premiere, the adults had thought that Mr. Snuffleupagus was just an imaginary friend of Big Bird's. Big Bird would often try to arrange for them to see Mr. Snuffleupagus, face-to-face, but Snuffy would always be gone by the time they finally chose to look at him. After years of not seeing him and many near-misses, the adults finally got to see Mr. Snuffleupagus for the first time in this episode, and finally find out that he is real."

FACT CHECKING, DAMN IT QUINCE!