yesterday we were sitting around a lot watching jeremy kyle or 4music for longer than should be considered humane. we had to wait for everyone to pass their medicals. we started off with a group of like 30/35 but about 10 of them get deferred and sent home yesterday on medical problems.
i was fiiiiine tho stoned i was worried/hopeful some old guy would feel my nuts and make me cough but that isn't mandatory anymore apparently, i had some super sweet lady doctor ask if i wanted it, and i said nahh. but in hindsight that would have been the most action i would have had in my life.
she did have me strip down to my boxers so i think she liked me
i was nearly too hyper extendable? she said i was a 4, and 5 would be too much, because if my knees or elbows bent backwards then i would have failed. something to do with being able to lock your joints. but i showed her my pinky that i can bend all the way back and she made me touch my hands flat to the ground while keeping my knees straight, which i can do. and i can bend my thumb down to touch my wrists, if i could bend it all the way back so theres no gap between the thumb and the wrist then i would have failed i think but i was alright.
i'm fairly certain she got a glimpse of the prize when she had me bending my knees back to my chest just in my boxers
she also made me do a duck walk..which is crouch on the ground and walk, and then walk on tip toes, on my heels and on the sides of my feet.
i'm not entirely sure if that was part of the medical or if she just liked making people do ridiculous things.