The 2,000,000th post game

i have a twitter @JesusMcBurger

Originally posted by Ax3l
This 3 year old is mispronouncing my name on purpose to idk devalue me dehumanize me it's awful

This is why I don't have kids.

They are shits

I've no vice I've no life

Time to sleep. Big night tomorrow.

Alcohol and men are involved.

In that order.

I'm hoping he won't remember some of the random life lessons I've taught him

Like: be sure to grab onto a pan to see if it's hot or not

or if a gun wont work look in the barrel and pull the trigger to see if it works

and about another similar image

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/jul/07/facebook-posts/meme-says-hillary-clintons-top-donors-are-banks-an/

Social media memes say that Clinton’s top 10 donors are mainly "banks, corporations and media," while Bernie Sanders’ top 10 donors are labor unions. This contention fits quite closely with campaign data from the Center for Responsive Politics. However, it’s worth noting that this data refers to cumulative donations as far back as the 1980s, rather than just donations to their current presidential bids. The statement is accurate but needs clarification, so we rate it Mostly True.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ugh, I hate when people do that, don't let it bring you down, you are a valuable person, Ayx1l.

I tried explaining the works of Charles Mingus and Ornette Coleman to my mate's 5-yr-o kid the other week and they pretty much ignored me, ****ing philistine

That kid didn't give even the tiniest shit that John Coltrane's 'A Love Supreme' was a milestone record in both free jazz and modal jazz, I mean who is this guy to raise a kid who doesn't even understand basic music theory

I'm axel, a clever rearrangement of the name Alex.
Not Axl, lead singer of Slashs' band Guns and Roses

Originally posted by Ax3l

Not Axl, lead singer of Slashs' band Guns and Roses

lol, is that how that went down?

and instead of an e you use a 3 because it looks like a backwards capitalised e , pure genius

i'm so naked

Hey don't forget Izzy Stradlin now

nah i will though

a dog is much better than a kid

http://www.pledgemusic.com/projects/sum41