Originally posted by mitchypoopoothis is pure ****ing brilliant
once upon a time in the near future, like a couple of days, or next week, or it could be any time of day in any other week. there's a boy, scratch that, there's a man, handsome beyond belief, super wealthy and doesn't live in a basement probably in some penthouse in some ciy and there he is in a candle lit room naked, totally naked. we'll just call him mitch. but he's not alone, oh no, he doesn't just light candles for himself in a room, no no no, he's with a lady, an irresistible gorgeous lady who has great taste in mitches and she also happens to be naked. we'll call her piggles. but wait, there's a third party, he's a stranger but somehow mitch and piggles feels some connection with him and they both whisper simultaneously "walshy"with a nodding acceptance. oh he's also naked. all standing in a naked love triangle they slowly step forward toward each to form one super hot sex ball, but all the sudden the story just prematurely end.
Originally posted by mitchypoopoonice work giving me blue balls uhuh
once upon a time in the near future, like a couple of days, or next week, or it could be any time of day in any other week. there's a boy, scratch that, there's a man, handsome beyond belief, super wealthy and doesn't live in a basement probably in some penthouse in some ciy and there he is in a candle lit room naked, totally naked. we'll just call him mitch. but he's not alone, oh no, he doesn't just light candles for himself in a room, no no no, he's with a lady, an irresistible gorgeous lady who has great taste in mitches and she also happens to be naked. we'll call her piggles. but wait, there's a third party, he's a stranger but somehow mitch and piggles feels some connection with him and they both whisper simultaneously "walshy"with a nodding acceptance. oh he's also naked. all standing in a naked love triangle they slowly step forward toward each to form one super hot sex ball, but all the sudden the story just prematurely end.