The 2,000,000th post game

the bed thing about being at holiday is when you're on university you can lie in best all day

WHY I OUGHTA

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Giving into nature isn't being a douchebag. 👆

God allowed men to jizz 20 times a day while women can only have roughly one kid a year because he intended for us to be relentless breeding machines.

If you're a womanizer, you're doing God's work. 👆

Originally posted by NemeBro
Then why are you still a virgin?

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Because I'm an atheist. 👆

Originally posted by NemeBro
What says that atheists can't do God's work?

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Atheist God, of course.

Originally posted by NemeBro
But I am Atheist God.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
You're Chris Martin?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Yes.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Everything I thought I knew was the truth.

Originally posted by red g jacks
are you an actual virgin?

Originally posted by NemeBro
He won't be after I'm done with him.

haermm

how did you find that

i should just run tomorrow instead

Originally posted by walshy
are you nekkid rn ermmhappy

for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles

Originally posted by walshy
for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles

post a pic again, i dare you, i double dare you mother ****er

okay i'm ordering, give me some ideas for the additional instructions

you guys are full of great ideas awehawe

went with: Additional Information:
draw a cat on the box

damn it i should have put "write jman is a dickless knob jockey on the box" instead

Oh wow that's just crazy

i'm wild right! mental me
idk what i'm going to do next

Probably something incredibly stupid.

****in' wild card, bitches

OMG SLAYYYY fastnutsfastnutsfastnuts

Originally posted by walshy
i miss slay sometimes

okay i should mentally prepare for when the pizza guy gets here

SLAY BUD HOWS IT BEEN