The 2,000,000th post game

lol, that's cute, you can tell your grandchildren about this

Seriously though, go there again, chat her up, ask her out...

nah she's probably got a boyfriend or 5, and i'm not going out again, i am already in my pyjamas

Originally posted by walshy
i think i would have remembered her if she was

idk how to take that, she said i haven't changed much, since comp, its been 7/8 years..
she did say i was a little taller then i said "yeah, just a little bit" and made the small sign with my finger and thumb which might have been awkward..i can't even talk with my mouth idk what i was thinking trying to talk with my hands as well.
then i said well its good to see you again and gave her a thumbs up for some reason

Personally I think you should follow the Bard's advice

Originally posted by walshy
also i went to this shop to get a few diet cokes as you do, and its dead quiet right. and i have a feeling i recognise the cashier, i glanced at her name tag, "emily", doesn't ring any bells. then she says "did you go to brynteg"..i always fear this when i leave the dayroom. she said she recognised me and i was like lol yeah i haven't changed much, and she said pretty much the same thing. we didn't really know each other in school, i was just recognisable i guess and she just said oh we were in the same year. she was kinda hot, i should have said "how could i forget a pretty face like yours flirt" but hindsight 20/20 n all.

and thats pretty much everything thats happened in my life up until this point awehuhs

Originally posted by walshy
i think i would have remembered her if she was

idk how to take that, she said i haven't changed much, since comp, its been 7/8 years..
she did say i was a little taller then i said "yeah, just a little bit" and made the small sign with my finger and thumb which might have been awkward..i can't even talk with my mouth idk what i was thinking trying to talk with my hands as well.
then i said well its good to see you again and gave her a thumbs up for some reason

I love your stories haermm

If we didn't know W was second best to illiterate, I'd expect him to be a big James Joyce fan

Who knows, maybe he'll write the next version of Ulysses!

Originally posted by walshy

and thats pretty much everything thats happened in my life up until this point awehuhs

Originally posted by walshy
i can't even talk with my mouth idk what i was thinking trying to talk with my hands as well

These bits made me laugh out loud haermm

I think Walshy is an extremely skilled storyteller

i forgot man city were playing today

Originally posted by walshy
i forgot man city were playing today

AW YOU GUYS doped

Seriously ludicrous I mean what was Pellegrini thinking trying to walk it in and bringing on Agüero so early I mean ****ing hell ludicrous or what

You guys talk about your little sports thing?

I just type words that I hear the people say, I don't know what any of it means

I just told my sister and she said 'lol classic Welshy, wasn't his face red'

Cause you said 'boy wasn't my face red' in one of your stories ages ago and it made me laugh so much, so I told my sis and we still quote it peaches

I think Aguero is the main character in Werner Herzog's Wrath of God 😐

Originally posted by Scribble
Seriously ludicrous I mean what was Pellegrini thinking trying to walk it in and bringing on Agüero so early I mean ****ing hell ludicrous or what

They're having a laugh!

its 2-0 to man city

Watching The Delivery Man TV series

Quite funny