The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Piggle Humsy52,234 pages
Originally posted by Quincy
Simpsons are everywhere

My brain cannot handle this

It's a slow build. They've been assimilating slowly while we yack away

Soon they will rule the world...

Maybe I should change my boobs

what do you mean

My boobs

Originally posted by Quincy
what do you mean

You know, wear a different pair for a while. Why is that weird? Do you not know how boobs work?

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I reckon it's to do with pay and I bet my **** of a sister in law has decided to only pay me sick pay and not full wage.

Because it's her discretion and she wants to hurt me any way she can.

Unless someone else has fought her on the decision

Why does your sister in law dislike you?

What no I totally know how boobs work. I've only touched like a hundred of them. Course I know you can wear a different boobs. Mix and match. What do you think I am? Some kind of nerd????

Originally posted by Quincy
What no I totally know how boobs work. I've only touched like a hundred of them. Course I know you can wear a different boobs. Mix and match. What do you think I am? Some kind of nerd????

Yeah, me too, I love how they feel, like...when you grab them...like a bag of sand

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why does your sister in law dislike you?

No idea. My dad thinks she's threatened by me srug

She just always seems to have hated me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why does your sister in law dislike you?

I second this intrusive question.

Also, why do all English families have this plotting against each other and all the intrigue? You're not all the Tudors, you know? haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
No idea. My dad thinks she's threatened by me srug

She just always seems to have hated me.

Why does your dad think she feels threatened by you?

Has your brother said anything about it ever?

40 yr old virgin

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why does your dad think she feels threatened by you?

Has your brother said anything about it ever?

Because my brother is very protective of me and she can't compete srug

No he always takes her side and I'm always the one causing problems.

She's come to the pub before and completely ignored me and he doesn't even see it. he's got rose tinted glasses on.

Originally posted by Bardock42

Has your brother said anything about it ever?

I challenge the sexist, bigotted notion that a ''sister-in-law'' has to be married to one's brother. I thought by now people would respect same-sex marriages, but apparently we still have a long way to go before we've reached true equality.

How dare you be so insensitive?

That seems contradictory, how can he be both very protective and take her side?

Because otherwise she'd make his life hell

Originally posted by Slay
I challenge the sexist, bigotted notion that a ''sister-in-law'' has to be married to one's brother. I thought by now people would respect same-sex marriages, but apparently we still have a long way to go before we've reached true equality.

How dare you be so insensitive?

haermm