The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Jmanghan52,234 pages

Originally posted by Scribble
Aww Jman, you have so much to learn
I mean, how it works out normally with me is, if my girlfriend is comfortable enough to let me put my penis in here, she should have no problem if I spontaneously grab her crotch or something.

Not that I'd be forceful, but you should try to find someone just as sexual as you.

Is this real

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
im slow piggles im sorry, too much activity all the sudden and stuff but i appreciate how just being mitch is enough for you and im on my way immediately! hope you don't mind charlies!

I've changed my mind now aweherm

Lesson in life: never keep a lady waiting mhm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Once I turn 40 if I've not found anyone else then I agreed to marry him.
ooohh gotcha

Originally posted by Jmanghan
...Why?

I mean, if you have to masturbate in a relationship where you guys have sex.

It means there must be some problems in the bedroom.

I don't even know where to start on how wrong you are.

Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy in even the best of relationships.

😬

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
no offence dude but the way i am going i wont leave much of a corpse behind

like maybe 40% but thats it

I'm sorry.

I'm a dick sometimes, only joking with you.

but... but... my heart... what is this, what am i feeling, and why does it suck?!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Is this real

No.

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
I don't even know where to start on how wrong you are.

Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy in even the best of relationships.

I was joking :/

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm just non existent srug

Well at least I only have to wait 7 years to marry Welshy

no offence love but with his babyface... i wonder what the genetics would be like, and with they have trouble growing hair ?

but i am sure they will get the beauty off the moms side
and shortness off the dad

Maybe my sarcasm doesn't show so well through a computer screen.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Is this real

Nope. Snopes confirmed its a hoax

Originally posted by Jmanghan
I mean, how it works out normally with me is, if my girlfriend is comfortable enough to let me put my penis in here, she should have no problem if I spontaneously grab her crotch or something.

Not that I'd be forceful, but you should try to find someone just as sexual as you.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeh.....not quite how things work

Those cheerleaders suck though

You know they dropped her

Originally posted by Jmanghan
I'm sorry.

I'm a dick sometimes, only joking with you.

dont apologise man
its fine 🙂

Now I'm going upstairs

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
but... but... my heart... what is this, what am i feeling, and why does it suck?!

I believe that is what people feel when I reject them.

But check with Welshy just to be sure

ouch

walshy, does your heart suck all the time?!