The 2,000,000th post game

omg shock

why you not slept much

I couldn't get to sleep, stressing about the docs this morning and was awake til gone 7am then had to get up at 8.30 and won't get home to about 9 tonight at the earliest. Hopefully I'll sleep well later tho

So ****ing listless

Mkay

the apprentice who was in love with me is starting to look pretty fit mmm

But I feel like he's over me now mhmm

I've invited him for bday drinks, so we'll see

If he even turns up aweherm

I bought some nerds

Penis!

****ing hate fruit flies so much

Oonga boonga

Tick tock

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
****ing hate fruit flies so much

Welshy

Originally posted by Scribble
Are they the small ones that get everywhere?

Yeah! Little annoying shits!!

They multiply so quickly

Lay 500 eggs a time which hatch every 8-10 days

Ugh

Worst part of having a roast dinner is waiting for it to be ready shout

Got them in my room at the moment, they are particularly cuntish. I don't usually kill anything, even go out of my way to not kill things like spiders and that, but **** fruit flies, I shall bring my wrath down upon them!