The 2,000,000th post game

and that is how i saved president lincoln and the 3 amigos

i am eating fish and chips and want to pass out

fish and chips always make me sleepy for some reason

Heyo. What's up?

New page.

Off to pub with the boyf awesome

He bought me a beautiful card 😍

Going to meet all my mates drunk

You have fun now Ms Humsy! majors

Didn't know you had a boyfriend now...I guess that's what I get from not reading anything in the OTF ever.

It has been a very recent development, to be fair

It's Dave.

The Dave

breakfast!

gimme gimme

Last night at work we kept saying happy birthday to the dishwasher. It want his birthday. He kept saying it wasn't Ho's birthday. But we had everyone say it. At the end of the night I found these little plastic "happy birthday" signs. I put them evenly spaced on a small plate and put a brownie in the middle
Put a candle in and the cooks walked over singing. Happy birthday too him. He just kept saying "it's not my birthday"

I explained to him it was to thank him for improving and feel like one of us. Have a good fun day

The mistakes in this post offend me greatly.

Originally posted by Bardock42
The mistakes in this post offend me greatly.

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This cheap white wine tastes like disease

Try some Everclear instead. crackers

Nah, I'd rather just go straight to ethanol awehuhs

Yeah, do that. biscuits

Don't worry, I will, I know the rules! Huff for fun, drink for business! And today I'm in the mood for fun crackers