The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Selphie52,234 pages
Originally posted by walshy
you were in a car accident? O: what happened

was going about 75 mph on the interstate, through some weird crazy shit I ended up rolling into the median

rolled the car two or three times, with it landing upside down

crawled out the car window once it stopped rolling, stood up feeling dizzy as ****, and walked toward a car pulled aside the road bc a woman was yelling, "Are you okay!? I just called an ambulance!"

I stumbled toward her car, as I got closer to the road, I felt wetness on my head. Put my hand to my head and my hair was damp with blood. Blood started running down my face. I must have SCARED the SHIT out of the drivers that passed me, I must have looked like a ****ing zombie.

Got into her car, waited for an ambulance. Was crazy because she was paralyzed from a car accident she was in when she was about my age. Good thing I was wearing my seatbelt. I easily could have died. I'll attach some pics. Anyway, ended up getting 10 head staples and had a huge insane bruise on my leg. I still have a bump on my leg. Otherwise, made it out okay. Car was ****ed, tho.

That happened in April of 2014.

Still have the scar on my head. Hair is starting to grow back, slowly. Luckily, I have a lot of hair on my head, so I can always hide the scar.

In this pic, I was still bleeding from the head even after I got home from the hospital.

Being put in a stretcher, driving strapped in an ambulance, and seeing the hospital's ceiling lights pass by you as you're pushed through the hospital hallways was a surreal experience, woof

This was the selfie I took in the ER. This was after they already wiped the blood off of my face

My head staples after the accident

Seeing the car the next day

Close up of the bloody windshield. All my blood, pretty crazy

Probably the craziest and scariest thing I've ever experienced. Glad to be alive, genuinely.

i could beat all of that but i dont like to one up stories

jesus

although i'm 45% sure everything after is some sort of coma dream so thanks for making this coma dream so great everyone

Originally posted by Selphie
This was the selfie I took in the ER. This was after they already wiped the blood off of my face
could have died but still smiling, what a trooper

Yeah, I looked like Carrie after the prom

taint no big thing to wait for the bell to ring
taint no big thing, a toll of the bell

When I was in the ER, the only thing I had on me was my phone, the state troopers found it while trying to look for my purse when I was in the ambulance. So, I made it out alive, might as well take a ****ing selfie while my face is covered in blood

might as well take a selphie

#nailedit

biscuits

Was in a car accident april of 2014. Had surgery april of 2015. Gonna need surgery again, potentially crackers

Wow. Hardcore

Glad you guys are still awake

i yam lonely

lol nvm herbnone