The 2,000,000th post game

i dont believe jizzing on yourself is ****ing normal no i don't subscribe to that mother****ing belief

oh sure id much prefer cleaning it off of everything else, things are meant to be jizzed on! if there's a thing you havent jizzed on yet, get your ****ing jizz on bro!

its like marking your territory, oh this xbox mine! this bed, mine! this fridge mine! you know what this whole ****ing space, walls, ceilings and floors, mine!

Mitch, you are disgusting. Making welshy seem normal by comparison.

well you should say that about axel, cause those last two posts were me in axel mind!

i already stated i was pro jizz on self!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Firstly, how do you even lose a mousepad?

Secondly, who the **** even uses mousepad a anymore?

Thirdly, hahahahahahaha u suck hahahaha

guys the late night of stephen colbert aired already, dudes, no one even told me!

nvm

i intentionally go into a handshake to screw it up

my bro in law specifically cause he does handshake greetings and what i do is five it, back five it and then obviously he stops at that point and he asks me if im serious, so do over and repeat at least 3 more times until he accepts he's lost at handshaking!

boners

Can't believe we're almost 95% of the way to 1,000,000.

you're not we!

True enough, but I'm still impressed.

also it's more like 93.5-ish!

Hence the almost, friend.

well most strangers voice their displeasure and unimpressiveness, yknow what, yo can be we from now on!

That pleases me.

no, we don't mess around with almosts bullshit, if you're going to throw out a number you better make it goddam close-er-ish!