The 2,000,000th post game

“I never discuss love on an empty stomach.”
“You’ve already eaten.”
“But you haven’t.”

Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”?

Well, that’s true of every day but one…the day you die.

It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.

I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.

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I live every day like I've just been diagnosed with terminal cancer and have under a year to live

I live every day wishing I hadn't survived the night stoned

Same, apart from the last part. I just live every day wishing

I'm gonna start buying ciggies online in bulk

When u wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are...

I was gonna do that, but I smoke more if I have more mmm

Like yesterday I bought 60 and I have like 4 left awehuhs

Wasn't all me but I did smoke the majority aweno

I always smoke more when drinking but never that much. Surprised my chests not ****ed today

That's actually pretty impressive. awehuhs Only MD makes me smoke that much, I can go through a pack in a night if I'm pissed but like 30+? Shout out to Piggle's lungs, yo.

mother****er!

I usually just smoke baccy, but if I'm on packets then usually twenty lasts me two days. I'm getting an eCig so I can smoke (or vape or whatever) when I'm inside, so that should cut down my average cigs per day.

Hello KMC.

http://i.imgur.com/fJUTib6.jpg

**** being halfway though an essay and having to venture out into the cold wastes just to smoke

Hey Lance's bub, I'm not good with names!

Originally posted by Scribble
That's actually pretty impressive. awehuhs Only MD makes me smoke that much, I can go through a pack in a night if I'm pissed but like 30+? Shout out to Piggle's lungs, yo.

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
mother****er!

ha-sonz