The 2,000,000th post game

Maybe I need a brighter sig

I'm hungry

Gonna make eggs on toast when housemates have gone to work or it's a more decent hour

I might just have a slice of toast to tide me over

hmm

Someone's awake

Other than me

And the voices in my head

Ping

*chandler voice*

Could you BE any more white trash?

I guess drowning welshy is out the window, now that he's getting lessons.

We'll have to kill him another way

So I always struggled to throw away pizza boxes and discovered a great way to get them in the bin today.

Soak them with water!

I'm a genius stoned

Smush smush smush

I fancy peanut butter on toast

I don't really like peanut butter but every now and again I fancy some

I usually have pb&j on toast cause it's nicer

YouTube video

I love Mitch

Don't tell anyone

It'll be our little secret

I knew I could count on you