The 2,000,000th post game

I did want bobsy to come round but i don't know if my texts are getting through to him and his whatsapp isn't working.

he might be at college tho

Heffer is a cow that was raised by wolves

science is saying that the man bun is causing male pattern baldness and all i can say is thank ****ing christ because that is the ugliest goddamn hairstyle i have ever seen every mother****er on campus has that goddamn haircut

it's like hey how are you i'm normal college student Manbun McLongboard

Ok so I just drank a glass of shandy and then read on the bottle to refrigerate after opening and consume within 3 days... it's been out on the side and open for about 3 months....

so I might be violently sick later awehuhs

those are just recommendations anyways you dont have to live and die by the expiration dates on those things

but yeah you might be ****ed

Originally posted by Ax3l
science is saying that the man bun is causing male pattern baldness and all i can say is thank ****ing christ because that is the ugliest goddamn hairstyle i have ever seen every mother****er on campus has that goddamn haircut

it's like hey how are you i'm normal college student Manbun McLongboard

I hate anyone with a man bun.. it makes me instantly sure they are a total **** and I want nothing to do with them

i had some great ginger tea last night

Originally posted by Ax3l
those are just recommendations anyways you dont have to live and die by the expiration dates on those things

but yeah you might be ****ed

yeah I don't normally pay much attention but I'm not usually this far outside the recommendation awehuhs

it had a weird after taste.

****ing white people i tell ya what

you gotta dance, you gotta move, something something i dont know the lyrics to my bands songs

yeah man!

oh this old dudes got illegal porn on his computer... probly a pedo

yeah a weird aftertaste might be the indicator here

i'll be praying for you

but your situation has reminded me of that bit in Malcolm in the Middle where Hal is like "Who wants the last olive??" and Lois is like "Those aren't olives... Those are peaches!"

then he gets taken away in an ambulance

classic.

Originally posted by Ax3l
yeah a weird aftertaste might be the indicator here

i'll be praying for you

but your situation has reminded me of that bit in Malcolm in the Middle where Hal is like "Who wants the last olive??" and Lois is like "Those aren't olives... Those are peaches!"

then he gets taken away in an ambulance

classic.

haermm

Yeah I'll probably die... but y'know.. could be worse.

i have a drum solo in the first song so i think if i nail that i'll be golden for the rest of the show but if i **** that solo up i'm going to fall apart immediately

i would rather be dead than have food poisoning thats for sure

Ohhhhhh kla homer

goddammit i wish Malcolm in the middle was still on netflix or something wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

Originally posted by Ax3l
i have a drum solo in the first song so i think if i nail that i'll be golden for the rest of the show but if i **** that solo up i'm going to fall apart immediately

If u nail it, then you can nail me.