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ice pick smoothie

1 litre of water
1/4 bottle of cordial
1 cup of vodka
BLENDER
Ice

as much ice as you want. blend until the size of baby's teeth and put in a large jug [i put in enough ice to make half an inch of ice on the top of the cordial]

I think I want to call in tomorrow but I have no idea what to say >_>.

are you goinng to say you are sick?

if you don't need a medical certificate then i would suggest

"hey i am just calling ahead to let you know i will not be in today, its a first for me i know but i am just not feeling all good and more so on the crap side of things"

or

hi, its yamcha. i am calling to give a notice that i may or not be in tomorrow as i feel unwell

Ooh thanks Gen! That really helps 😄, I don't need a certificate thankfully >.>. I've never called in before but like on top of needing rest like, the dude who will be filling in for me the company keeps screwing him out of money and hours, literally they dump what's supposed to be his hours on me and it sucks cause I can't do anything about it...unless I'm not there, thus they shall be forced to give him hours xD. He could really use the money so I suppose this helps both parties 😄

that sounds pretty good actually, sound plan 🙂

I want a margarita.

then go get one

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
then go get one

That takes money and a place that has ready made margaritas.

My town is shit for that.

i hate that

so you just feel like magaritas or something stogey?

Margaritas. 🙂

There's a Mexican place in Vegas I want to take the wife when we get a chance for date night. Awesome food and Saturdays are all you can drink margaritas. Then there's a movie theater right next to it.

sounds perfect, just save up a little money and take her out on that date you handsome man

Just set up an appointment to get my toe checked on again. I believe it's still broken. Can't bend it more than a bit and there's pain when I step wrong.

good luck with it

Maybe a dingo ate your baby

so tired still even tho I slept for like 11 hours.

But wasn't good sleep. kept waking up, feeling like someone was tapping me then felt like someone sat on my bed etc.

Annoying

Lock ur door and put pepper spray under ur pillow.

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
That takes money and a place that has ready made margaritas.

My town is shit for that.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
so tired still even tho I slept for like 11 hours.

But wasn't good sleep. kept waking up, feeling like someone was tapping me then felt like someone sat on my bed etc.

Annoying

is one of your housemates part cat?

or is the poor soul of a slaughtered child trying to wake you because they are scared of what has happened