The 2,000,000th post game

Webb doesn't rhyme with Walsh

No, no it doesn't.

Brutish

I dunno what to do... so do do do

I wanna tidy up and I want to sew my trousers, but I don't have the energy to do either awehuhs

**** this lack of energy.

I'd actually be pleased to find out I had some major illness just so I know wtf this is all about

I guess depression counts awehuhs

But I mean something more physical

awesleep

blahblah

sigh

f/1.4

Oh no I've used 80% of my data allowance already ha-son

But it's ok cause I can buy a 1gb add on, so that's a relief

Quick, get in WiFi!

I don't have any 🙁

Probably won't til next week at the earliest

My housemate ****ed it all up cause she's a ****ing moron

Goddamn cunty Czech bank *****. Can't be bothered to speak English. Every time I call they're like ''I can't speak English.'' Me: ''Guess what you're doing right now you Slav ****.'' Them: ''My colleague will call you back.''

shock

Damn call centres

Now my head hurts

Hate them.