The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
I could smell that maple syrup from here........ Your old name is dacandianmoose

It's my cologne.

doh - my secrets exposed again by that sneaky profile.

17 was the worst for me, although 23 is pretty bad, too. The years in between those ages though were pretty awesome, for the most part.

Maybe he is a fan of the NHL and is afraid of the Montreal Canadiens

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Idk getting laid was pretty sweet

Jaisus...If getting laid was the only thing, then, yeah, I'd say, end it all. But it ain't.

Also, wait until you bang someone who actually KNOWS what they are doing. And YOU know what you're doing.

Trust me on the last part, I KNOW. First 8 times I did it, I was doing it backwards. Once I got turned around - MINT.

Originally posted by Scribble
17 was the worst for me, although 23 is pretty bad, too. The years in between those ages though were pretty awesome, for the most part.

Yup...me too. 25-30 was FANTABULOUS.

Originally posted by Unoriginal
Maybe he is a fan of the NHL and is afraid of the Montreal Canadiens

I would be afraid of them.

Originally posted by Moosey
Jaisus...If getting laid was the only thing, then, yeah, I'd say, end it all. But it ain't.

Also, wait until you bang someone who actually KNOWS what they are doing. And YOU know what you're doing.

Trust me on the last part, I KNOW. First 8 times I did it, I was doing it backwards. Once I got turned around - MINT.

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Lol I can't kill myself with people like moosey on this forum.. I gotta go but il be back

All it took was me disclosing that I ****ed wrong for the first 8 times to convince him not to do it. SWEET.

Now...all I need to find is a willing partner.

The thing about Arsenal is they always try the walk it in

Originally posted by Moosey
Yup...me too. 25-30 was FANTABULOUS.

Just have to wait and see

Originally posted by Scribble
Hopefully they will be for me, too mmm

Just have to wait and see

27 here. No worries, chap. Shit gets better. 😉

I hate when parents only invite other parents to their kids birthdays.
Just cause I don't have a ****ing kid doesn't mean I can't still be part of it ermm

I need winter clothes.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I hate when parents only invite other parents to their kids birthdays.
Just cause I don't have a ****ing kid doesn't mean I can't still be part of it ermm

We can rent our own bounce house and get drunk in there. **** em

Originally posted by Unoriginal
I need winter clothes.

We can rent our own bounce house and get drunk in there. **** em

Sounds like an awesome plan cheers

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I hate when parents only invite other parents to their kids birthdays.
Just cause I don't have a ****ing kid doesn't mean I can't still be part of it ermm

Like just, random kids parties?

Cheers

Originally posted by Moosey
Like just, random kids parties?

No, my supposedly good mates daughters 1st birthday that my other 'mummy' friends are invited to and I've not heard anything about.

I spoke too soon haermm just got invited.

I think cause I liked some pics on fb she suddenly remembered me haermm

haermm

I'm glad she did, was starting to feel a bit low about it seeing everyone on fb all 'see you Saturday!' awehuhs

I think maybe she felt she had to as people mentioned it publicly mmm