The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Unoriginal
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

What the the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the the Old Testament and I’m the the top converter in the the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the the storm, maggorino. The the storm that wipes out the the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

"gorilla warfare"

They call me jesus for a reason

Im starting to feel like everyone on this forum is slowly hating me more and more

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Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Im starting to feel like everyone on this forum is slowly hating me more and more

That's the norm. Do not fret.

Originally posted by Unoriginal
That's the norm. Do not fret.

What the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Im starting to feel like everyone on this forum is slowly hating me more and more

Don't. The forum is full of apathy and death now. If you had been here when it was rolling, you'd have loved it and would have been loved.

When i was first here i talked to people in this thread on the daily. Like with quincy scribble morning glory ms chelle. King joker.

And walshy

Hi

It's MG!

😬

Hey Mornigus Gloriousness.

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
When i was first here i talked to people in this thread on the daily. Like with quincy scribble morning glory ms chelle. King joker.

Yeah, but back in like....anywhere from 2003-2005/6, this place was busy, with so many threads going on at one time, so many people...sooooo much better.

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
When i was first here i talked to people in this thread on the daily. Like with quincy scribble morning glory ms chelle. King joker.

Originally posted by Moosey
Yeah, but back in like....anywhere from 2003-2005/6, this place was busy, with so many threads going on at one time, so many people...sooooo much better.