The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
how did it become 2am... I should go to bed.. but I'm so awake and want more wine..

i have a bottle of malibu rum 🙂

Originally posted by Moosey
Apparently we were supposed to get married. I was going to SWIM over and get you.

I have a vague memory of this..

and I'm still waiting!!! ermmad

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
i have a bottle of malibu rum 🙂

ooh nice

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
i have a bottle of malibu rum 🙂

That is SO good....

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have a vague memory of this..

and I'm still waiting!!! ermmad

I'm still swimming!

you should all come over

get tipsy at my place
put bag of ice in the pool

go back to said pool because it is 26 degrees and humid at night

Originally posted by Moosey
That is SO good....

I'm still swimming!

jeez mate how many arms do you have to be swimming and texting at the same time

Originally posted by Moosey

I'm still swimming!

How long does it take?! It's like you're not even trying!! awehawe

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
jeez mate how many arms do you have to be swimming and texting at the same time

Well, I'm a moose right? So it's more like...prancing...in the water.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
How long does it take?! It's like you're not even trying!! awehawe

😂 It's not like I'm swimming across the Thames! It's the bloody Atlantic Goddamn Ocean! And I weight roughly 1200 lbs. Plus I'm certainly in NO hurry to get to your nagging! 😠

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I've been horny all day haermm

Originally posted by Moosey
😂 It's not like I'm swimming across the Thames! It's the bloody Atlantic Goddamn Ocean! And I weight roughly 1200 lbs. Plus I'm certainly in NO hurry to get to your nagging! 😠

I'm trying to prepare you for married life ermmad

now stop "prancing" about and get on with it or i'll god damn marry someone else!!

hehe the amount of horniness in this place... next thing spawns will show up

SWIM FOR IT MOOSEY!

i love how i need to reset my Laptop whenever the 3G conks out\

takes 6-7 minutes

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm trying to prepare you for married life ermmad

now stop "prancing" about and get on with it or i'll god damn marry someone else!!

Well you standing there nattering at me like a magpie on a telephone line isn't going to help me go any faster! Just like with Sex Sophie! 😠 I've told you this before.

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
hehe the amount of horniness in this place... next thing spawns will show up

😆

Originally posted by Moosey
Well you standing there nattering at me like a magpie on a telephone line isn't going to help me go any faster! Just like with Sex Sophie! 😠 I've told you this before.

Oh here we go! back to the sex again.. you always have to bring this up.. every time..

well when you do EVENTUALLY get here you will be sleeping on the couch! ermmad

wow calm the farm guys and girls

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Oh here we go! back to the sex again.. you always have to bring this up.. every time..

well when you do EVENTUALLY get here you will be sleeping on the couch! ermmad

FINE by me! What with your snoring and farting all night...it's a wonder I'd get any sleep anyways.

"It's just the beans I ate" she says.

Yeah? Well stop eating the goddamn beans before you render me infertile!

😕

We're fighting again in front of the children.

hehe beans
\beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat ... (someone finish it off)

ugh brb need to hang out the washing

toot