The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
PARIS WAS A CONSPIRACY!!!!! And i love you too 🤣

Everything is a conspiracy.

Moose are a conspiracy

U mean are you a.. no crack for u..

Originally posted by Unoriginal
Moose are a conspiracy

I was hoping you wouldn't find out, but, yes, it's true. We Meese were created as a top secret CIA/RCMP spy and espionage unit, designed to infiltrate northern climates and spy directly on the radical and militant Squirrel militia.

I knew it all along.

Meese

Originally posted by Moosey
You guys are all ****ed in the head and I love each and every one of you.

herbeyes

Originally posted by Unoriginal
I knew it all along.

I don't know how. We're very unassuming. Gentle exterior. Quietly eating pine cones. But we're watching...alllllllways watching... moose

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
herbeyes

Your right eye is very disconcerting.

Originally posted by Scribble
Meese

I'm Mr meeseeks look at me

Die for christ. Die for allah

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy

What is it with you? Your left eye is bigger than your right and your right boob is MASSIVE compared to your left. Chernobyl much?

Originally posted by Moosey
What is it with you? Your left eye is bigger than your right and your right boob is MASSIVE compared to your left. Chernobyl much?

omg how very dare you!

I am perfectly imperfect!!

my boobs are just fine! and you are never fondling them again! mhm

Originally posted by Unoriginal
I'm Mr meeseeks look at me

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
my boobs are just fine! and you are never fondling them again! mhm

Well, ffs, my hands are all messed up anyhow from 'fondling' them. My one hand is all deformed from trying to handle the one massive globe and the other one atrophied from lack of use.

Originally posted by Moosey
Well, ffs, my hands are all messed up anyhow from 'fondling' them. My one hand is all deformed from trying to handle the one massive globe and the other one atrophied from lack of use.

Well uno has no complaints uhuh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Well uno has no complaints uhuh

And THERE it is again! Passing your bewbz around like caviar at a soiree! Why am I not surprised?

Originally posted by Moosey
And THERE it is again! Passing your bewbz around like caviar at a soiree! Why am I not surprised?

well if you made them feel loved, they wouldn't need to find other hands! uhuh