The 2,000,000th post game

If I'd known about all the MS Excelling I'd had to do, I wouldn't have applied for this goddamn job.

Someone that's desperate maybe?

I hate Excel even more than I hate Power Point.

Originally posted by Slay
Who would want to be an impostor Bardock? It's bad enough being actual Bardock.

Maybe it's better to be an impostor Bardock? I don't know, I'm definitely the real one after all...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe it's better to be an impostor Bardock? I don't know, I'm definitely the real one after all...

I've tried. Threw on some lederhosen, went out, argued with people about how great I really was, polkaed until I had sweat stains under my ****, drank beer until I puked.

Never been laid SO much in my entire life.

Originally posted by Moosey
I've tried. Threw on some lederhosen, went out, argued with people about how great I really was, polkaed until I had sweat stains under my ****, drank beer until I puked.

Never been laid SO much in my entire life.

Yeah, it's awful really.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, it's awful really.

It really was.

So, when will you do it again?

The important question here is does the 'real' Bardock think Bielefeld is a real place?

My SwiftKey has gone to shit.

Originally posted by Unoriginal
The important question here is does the 'real' Bardock think Bielefeld is a real place?

I think it is well known that Bielefeld does not exist.

Splendid.

And what are you up to, except for doubting Bielefeld and reading PMs

Can confirm that Bielefeld is as real as MS Excel is shit.

Rebuilding VMs and checking logs

Originally posted by Bardock42
So, when will you do it again?

Sorry, I skipped out of work for a while to do it.

Moose, you herbivorous son of a cow, what's cracking?

Originally posted by Slay
Moose, you herbivorous son of a cow, what's cracking?

Every time I come here I am witness to some new and entertaining form of greeting.

Splendid actually. Weather is warm, I don't have diarrhea and the test results came back negative. Goddamn Charlie Sheen. 😠

You?

Originally posted by Unoriginal
Rebuilding VMs and checking logs

For work? What's your job?

Originally posted by Unoriginal
Rebuilding BMs and checking logs

Originally posted by Bardock42
For work? What's your job?

He cleans toilets