The 2,000,000th post game

I didn't pay attention

Tuuyuuugguiicdet

Booger Bear

Ok bye for now

why are you going to olive garden after work? do you have a hot date

Originally posted by Slay
Talk about baseball caps and other staples of bro-dom/laditude.

different guy haermm

Hey Walshy, you ****er, before they send you to Syria you should come to Prague so I can buy you a hooker so you can get your greg wet before you die.

Originally posted by Slay
Hey Walshy, you ****er, before they send you to Syria you should come to Prague so I can buy you a hooker so you can get your greg wet before you die.

Hey! That's my job! uhuh

I'll do you a deal. Just £2,000, all in!

why does everyone think i'm going to die

i'm a smaller target than most

thought we agreed a tenner

Or you come to Prague and you can get a professional for free.

I'll pay for your airfare as long as you fly either Ryan or Wizz Air.

Originally posted by Slay
Or you come to Prague and you can get a professional for free.

uhuh why would he have mince beef when he can get steak at home mhm

I think my reality is realer than yours. haermm

not even heard of wizz air

I think it's Hungarian. It's like Ryan Air, the shittest of the shit, for the punters and the nonces.

on first nights shit went so bad we went from being pissed off to finding it funny ain't it great when that happens like you think oh god this is terrible then it just gets worse but that makes it sort of funny like how badly can we mess this up

that'd be perfect for me

I'll even get you two hookers at once. Maybe even three. And I'll get you coke. I want you to have the best weekend of your life before you go to Syria to die.