The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by rudester
Miss pigs do girls mater ate as much as boys?

I do haermm

I have a few friends who are open about it but most girls feel funny talking about it

****ing prudes man

Up early but there's no early kick off in the prem today ffs

What's most times you did it in one day?
I've totally wanked more being home from army

Originally posted by walshy
What's most times you did it in one day?
I've totally wanked more being home from army

Thinking about all your "battle buddies"?

Dunno. Maybe 6 mmm

Waiting for a cab now. Can't wait to get home awesleep

I wanna be here for doc visit but can't stay any longer with no sleep yawn

Mate and all 3 kids are finally asleep.

All on floor of frontroom with duvet and cushions haermm Bless

But I need my bed.

Just sorted my sleeping pattern and it's now probly ****ed again aweherm

In cab! w00t

It's nice being able to wank without worrying about someone walking in the bathroom and asking you if you're wanking

Idk how you manage, an hour or two over my sisters house with her kids and I suddenly think I won't bother with kids of my own

Nice you help your mate tho

I don't wanna wait until xmas for a new razor like it's dumb you know gotta wait for shit could buy myself
Just make xmas every four years like a world cup much easier

I should start getting gifts for people, now I have money they will expect better stuff

Originally posted by walshy
Idk how you manage, an hour or two over my sisters house with her kids and I suddenly think I won't bother with kids of my own

Nice you help your mate tho

They're my godkids, I love them as if they were my own 😍

Originally posted by walshy
I don't wanna wait until xmas for a new razor like it's dumb you know gotta wait for shit could buy myself
Just make xmas every four years like a world cup much easier

I should start getting gifts for people, now I have money they will expect better stuff

I like the 4 year idea mmm

I'm not buying anything this year. Same as every year haermm

I don't know whether to sleep now or try and stay up longer. I haven't eaten so maybe I should eat mmm

I'm sure there's something you could do for me instead of a gift mmm

Eating is important do that
Then sleep, or not. I'm a Walshy not a cop

Some people you think wouldn't have hot gf's then it's like they do

And I'm just sitting here, where's my attractive gf gdi