The 2,000,000th post game

I'm your mum now, do you still need breast feeding or?

Where is my cookie

Milk and cookies

Someone buy me Adele tickets. Plz. Thank you

I'm scared to know how much the tickets are going to be

I'll get you one

There's no good football on tonight to eat pizza with

Bring on the Euros aw00t

Watching Seinfeld

Was supposed to be going pub but everyone's blown me out cause it's a week day and they have work haermm

Driving across Texas

Originally posted by walshy
I'll get you one

oh wow thats a weird twitter follow

Who followed you? Why is it weird?

If I get in bed I'm pretty sure I'll fall asleep but I want food. And maybe a shower

I want to sleep

I didn't bring enough food

These kids are dicks

Oompah

Sounds good