The 2,000,000th post game

Hambone

3 bottles of wine later and hold time

Liz Lemon

Home

So drunk but wanna keep going tho nowhere open on tues

i studied for like 7 hours and i feel like complete shit

i wish i could have a date on a thursday

I'm technically above the word count now, so...

Can't see straight as on the sambuca and lemonade! Feel ****ed but now In club

So ****ed

thats how i feel but i'm on nothing except some severe painkillers i stole from my cousin

You're both lucky

well i decided to take a bunch on an empty stomach so now my tum tum hurts

i'll pop a few more that'll do the trick!~!!

i dont get people who discuss sports i mean what the **** is the average persons investment other than sitting on their assholes doing nothing but passively watching bullshit

there i had a slice of pizza get the **** off my back

The Balance of Power

you guys all like the movie Last Action Hero right

@ Scri

Me irl