The 2,000,000th post game

If I get up to pee then I'll wake myself up

But trying to sleep whilst needing to pee never happens

I'm so cold

My beds nice and warm

I wasn't cold at all when I was at stu's

Maybe cause his body was against mine

He wants to see me again \0/

So you guys just cuddled

You know if say you're lost in a desert or some such if you need to drink you should drink your own piss, would swallowing your own cum also help if you can't piss? Like you could be miles from any help so you have to get hard rub one out n get as much as you can down your own mouth. It must help a little it probably has nutrients or whatever.

Where's quote roulette thread that was a fun one

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Oh my god, just write someone's name that you have on ignore. Thats the game.

Originally posted by Scribble
How is this a game exactly? awehuhs

haermm

Just seen this

Missed so many threads when I was in training

I did want to read back this thread from when I left but it'd take forever and its a lot less entertaining to read when I'm not involved

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I just threw out my shoulder blade and I'm officially dying cry 🙁 hurts so bad 🙁

Have the whole forum to myself what should I do

LET'S GO CRAZY BROADWAY STYLE! NEW YORK NEW YORK IT'S A HELL OF A TOWN

Finally learnt how to get caps lock on my phone

Double tap shift for those wondering
Which is probably no one

Originally posted by walshy
So you guys just cuddled

Yeah leftright

Well we didn't have sex.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I just threw out my shoulder blade and I'm officially dying cry 🙁 hurts so bad 🙁

oh wth?! How do u even do that?

Sounds super painful

I slept for like 19 hrs

Originally posted by walshy
Finally learnt how to get caps lock on my phone

Double tap shift for those wondering
Which is probably no one

aweb

You are stupid

oy oi oy

Originally posted by walshy
Missed so many threads when I was in training

I did want to read back this thread from when I left but it'd take forever and its a lot less entertaining to read when I'm not involved

Yeah there went all the sexual tension

My Xmas eve advent teddy chocolate

Still haven't eaten it yet