The 2,000,000th post game

That's how my mum died, brain hemorrhage.. So I always think it's that when I have a headache.

She was having headaches the days before she collapsed

When I was younger and got mad I used to punch myself in the head by the temples to try and cause a brain hemorrhage, so I could die.

🙂

I'm such a happy person

It's amazing I haven't been sectioned really.

Hold me closer, tony danza

crazy

weird

What do therapists say to you

I can't help but read therapists as the rapists

My current therapist told my dad I have a zest for life awebrow

Yeah my sister saw that on a prison thing once and was like 'woah the rapist.. That's harsh'

Then realised he was the prison therapist haermm

Frank Sinatra ends this song by just saying "Make a pizza"

Pizza pie

YUM****

CUNTY

Grab my slippers
Make a pizza
Jizz!

I'm listening to every episode of CBB and SPONT this year

I gotta start listening to Hollywood Handbook too because Sean and Hayes are pretty hilarious.

I'm not going anywhere near the end of a penis today

Gotta go food shopping in a bit

Love going shopping at this time when all the Xmas party nibbles are on sale w00t