The 2,000,000th post game

Bad donging haermm

my minor deafness in my right ear is really worrying

Heybaddongman

oh thanks spotify radio for suggesting the pete and pete theme song

Just got home from my dads. I'm knackered

won the pub Boxing Day bonus and got £120! Can't believe it! I never win anything awehuhs

Went food shopping and treated myself to a bottle of prosecco and a couple bottles of wine and then my dad paid for my shopping anyway 🎉

Apparently I'm never going back to work.

Or so I've been told aweherm

Gotta get a new job

Literally have no idea what to do srug

Steve the drummer asking to see me again.

Got a date with Ben tomorrow or Monday

Eddy wants to take me out soon

Amd grant wants me to contact his mate James because he's shy awehawe

So much demand. Yet I'm still single mmm

James is so shy he put his number in my phone under 'James big Penis'

Welshy come put my shopping away

I have a head injury.

Lump's coming up a treat

🤕

Equestrianauts

I feel tired and I don't know if that's the head injury or im just tired

I have to pee and put my shopping away but I don't wanna do either

ambergris

Didn't have rainbow nerds so I got these