The 2,000,000th post game

srug

Need to pee again

I hate this bit in friends

Ugh

Dunno if there's any point sleeping now

What's the point of not wanking

Waste of time

Life's too short

Wind and rain is so bad outside

rain

6am

Fml

**** this weather man

YES! FB stalking paid off!

Found a guy I grew up with, was like family, who does tattoos! And he's good!

Ohhh free tattoos yeeaahhh! dancingman

Just gonna stay up I guess

My lips still hurt

Eggs on toast or toasted egg sandwiches for breakfast?

Maybe both awewhat

Nah that's crazy mmm

Wifey spoiled me with 3 bjs today. Gotta remember to get her more pot in the future. haermm

So you're basically telling us you have to drug your wife to get sexual favours haermm

Also 3 BJ's is being spoilt?.. Ah the married life with kids haermm