The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Piggle Humsy52,234 pages

Way too horny to function

I guess you have a bloke at your beck & call, then? 😉

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Wanking?
its important business

Originally posted by Daedalus
I guess you have a bloke at your beck & call, then? 😉

Yeah, I have a couple options. I keep saying I'm not available but I think I should make the effort this wknd haermm

Originally posted by walshy
its important business

Self love is very important

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Self love is very important

This. whistling1

chatting up the live chat assistant on betfair

are they robots ?

oh shit i think its real

lucia sounds like the name of a hot girl

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Sexth sense
#NailedIt

Originally posted by walshy
lucia sounds like the name of a hot girl

Agreed. 👆

Originally posted by Ax3l
#NailedIt

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Love reading the #wastehistime2016 tweets haermm

oh wow

this is a pg13 forum mam

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy

I'll do that to you! 😉

had the best conversation with this chat assistant

Lucia : Hello welcome to Betfair you are chatting with Lucia. How can I help?
You: was registering on betfred and it said something went wrong speak to you
You: i mean betfair
Lucia: Hi there
Lucia: You can try again, sometimes it happens
You: alright thanks for your help
You: are you seeing anyone?
Lucia: Pardon? 🙂
You: i was thinking we could carry on this conversation in person, where to you from?
Lucia: I am sorry, but this would not be possible
You: oh thats a shame. why not?
Lucia: Probably we are not even in the same country
You: where are you from?
Lucia: We are based in Malta
You: oh right, lovely. I'm guessing that is to avoid some tax? lol
Lucia: Haha there is a lot of companies
You: maybe we could keep in contact through other means, are you on facebook?
Lucia: But Betfair has various offices
Lucia: I cant share any of my personal details, I am sorry
You: but if i give you mine it would be alright?
Lucia: I am sorry, but this is not acceptable 🙂
You: lucia, you can't deny that there is a spark between us, we can't just let a few simple rules stop us from being happy
Lucia: I have to say that you made my day, however I would need to finish our conversation if there is nothing else I can help you with
You: you've made my day too goodbye x
Lucia: Have a lovely day
Lucia has disconnected.