The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
Have you not seen Kickass or Role Models?

i'm an Oranges & Lemons man

Skylarking is good tho tho yeah yeah its great

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
I'm not into BDSM man I always get scared, blame walshy, walshy takes everything to seriously

really into drums and wires lately

there was this guy i was talking to and i was like "I love learning, i'm a total info-maniac." and he thought I said that I'm a "Nymphomaniac." So he ****ed me. So I was like, "No, I said I'm an infomaniac. Like- I like information." And he said "Well here's some information for you... You just got ****ed, go clean yourself up"

Originally posted by walshy
if you can't handle the heat don't go into my sex dungeon and get chained up

you'll be printing postage right from your desk like a madman "HAHAHAHA LOOK AT ALL THE POSTAGE I CAN PRINT!!!!!"

You can call me mom

I'll raise you right

I'm calling you mum from now on

Mummer

…there is an idea of a Raz, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real Raz, only an entity, something illusory, and though it can hide it's cold gaze and you can shake it's hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: It simply not there.

And i'm axel

Got no snow just lot of rain

I don't know what my mum looks like

Originally posted by walshy
Piggle make me breakfast cheers babe

Originally posted by walshy
Piggle sure is taking her sweet time with my breakfast

Sorry gorgeous, I fell asleep shrugrin

He probably looks like the lead singer from green day but in a military uniform and is converd in pizza and lipstick

Originally posted by Bardock42
Pretty sure it's the other way around.

Originally posted by Ax3l
cow is milk jizz??????

Originally posted by Ax3l
honey is cow jizz
milk is bee vomit

there i think i figured it out

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't know man, all I know for sure is I feel really bad for the person that has to milk all the bees.

Originally posted by Ax3l
well you stimulate them anally, obviously

Originally posted by Ax3l
"them" being the fine people milking all the bees

I laughed so hard at this page haermm

Originally posted by Ax3l
there was this guy i was talking to and i was like "I love learning, i'm a total info-maniac." and he thought I said that I'm a "Nymphomaniac." So he ****ed me. So I was like, "No, I said I'm an infomaniac. Like- I like information." And he said "Well here's some information for you... You just got ****ed, go clean yourself up"

haermm