The 2,000,000th post game

This is a time those 'normal' people get up

You could go job centre like..

Surprise your rents when they return

The wind outside sounds crazy strong.

It's making the chimney behind my bed proper rumble, feel like it's gonna blow in herbeyes

Ew normies

Ikr? **** those guys haermm

My parents did actually say surprise us by getting a job when we come back

Aww u should. That'd be awesome.

You could be like Kevin McCallister and learn to look after yourself and they'd be all "you bought detergent?" oh

haermm

Well he was like 8 or something so it might be different

Not really, cause you actually don't know how to cook or use the washing machine yet haermm

I got you to do them woman things

Not yet you haven't.. and you're looking after me when I come there. That's the deal. I look after you in the bedroom and you look after me in every other way.

Can we do a swap

Sure thing 😍

Actually you can do both and I'll just add funny comments here n there

That's not how this works awecrac

I'll pay you

Ok, I'm in awecreep

lick

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Watching early morning sitcoms now