The 2,000,000th post game

Started by walshy52,234 pages

I can see myself falling asleep early again. I haven't even eat nothing this evening yet, don't feel like it. Still got leftover pizza

I miss page 48888

You can eat shit.

I hope you have beautiful children, then watch them die of cancer

I could but like I said I have leftover pizza so I'll probably go with that instead

I hope your life will be slightly better than the miserable pile of shit it is right now and you get hit by a truck a second after you realise it.

See that's the kind of dick like things I was talking about

Originally posted by walshy
See that's the kind of dick like things I was talking about

To be fair, he was wishing cancer on my unborn children.

I'm gonna kill myself, but have a note explaining you made me want to

I'm gonna take you out to a nice dinner, but never call you again

What's going on in this thread--- oh lawd!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
What's going on in this thread--- oh lawd!

😂

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
I'm gonna kill myself, but have a note explaining you made me want to

You're a real psycho aren't you? Unfortunately for you, that kind of manipulation is easy to see through. Probably why no-one in your real life is giving you attention.

Originally posted by Slay
You're a real psycho aren't you? Unfortunately for you, that kind of manipulation is easy to see through.

I think someone's been reading too much Brett Easton Ellis.


let me google that name real quick

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
let me google that name real quick

Yeah, I already deleted that. That zinger would only work if you were familiar with his books from the '80s and you're a teenager so slim chance, eh?

Originally posted by walshy
Do you think he was trying to be nice like how could you be 33 you look so hot n young etc

No, he looked at me like I was a total liar and he didn't believe one word I said.

Like I was working with the police to bust him haermm

Yea

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
No, he looked at me like I was a total liar and he didn't believe one word I said.

Like I was working with the police to bust him haermm


That happened to me one time when I went back to visit my parents in NL. I was standing at the gas station with my stepmother and was like ''Brev, I've got a jihadi beard and you just watched me step out of a car and fill it with gas.''

Some of them think a SWAT-team is going to break down their door if they sell one pack to a minor.

you got a jihadi beard

i only got ID'd once in london buying drinks