The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Scribble52,234 pages

Originally posted by Slay
I thought it was slightly better than the Room. Mostly because of production value.
Hey, hey, hey – The Room is a bloody masterpiece, ya hear!?

The production values on The Room are actually pretty good, I have a blu-ray quality download of it and it looks great. The Room is nowhere near as awful as people make it out to be, even if it is still gloriously godawful/horribly incredible.

The last half hour was ****ing ridiculous. I remember watching it and trying to like it because of Cronenberg but when William Hurt's character made his appearance I just had to accept that this was complete garbage. He got an Oscar nomination for that IIRC, it felt like he was playing a villain in some Will Ferrell or Mike Myers movie.

Originally posted by Scribble
The production values on The Room are actually pretty good, I have a blu-ray quality download of it and it looks great. The Room is nowhere near as awful as people make it out to be, even if it is still gloriously godawful/horribly incredible.

U wot m8? Camera looks like a '90s soap opera. Music is ridiculous, sets are made of cardboard. The dialogue, acting and script are insanely bad and cringeworthy. I literally couldn't finish it. I thought I'd watch it because it'd be so bad it was good/funny. But it wasn't. It was just bad.

Yeah, the ending was terribly forced. It felt directionless after the second batch of bad guys got mowed down. Although, I did like the final scene, because it just eschewed dialogue and let the situation speak for itself. I found that to be quite effective.

Originally posted by Slay
U wot m8? Camera looks like a '90s soap opera. Music is ridiculous, sets are made of cardboard. The dialogue, acting and script are insanely bad and cringeworthy. I literally couldn't finish it. I thought I'd watch it because it'd be so bad it was good/funny. But it wasn't. It was just bad.
He shot it twice, at the same time, one of those in hi-def, so the blu-ray version looks a lot better. The score is great in its own weird right, but the songs... well, yeah, the songs. haermm

To each their own I guess. I like some films that everyone hates. Like Alexander. Granted, I've only seen the Final Cut which apparently is miles better than the theatrical release.

I can't bring myself to rate The Room on IMDb. It's not bad enough to be a 1, but I can't bring myself to give it a 10. And anything in-between seems weird for a movie like that. mmm

now i know that ted 2 is your favorite movie and all but i just did not care for it

Originally posted by Scribble
I can't bring myself to rate The Room on IMDb. It's not bad enough to be a 1, but I can't bring myself to give it a 10. And anything in-between seems weird for a movie like that. mmm

Yeah, IMDB ratings and that. Serious business. awehuhs

do you got an imdb pro account

Originally posted by Ax3l
now i know that ted 2 is your favorite movie and all but i just did not care for it
Ted 2 is Seth MacFarlane's Seven Samurai. It's like Citizen Kane updated for the post-modern age; Ted is clearly the Kane character, falling victim to his hubris too often. The shallow jokes are a barrier, showing MacFarlane's inability to show genuine human emotion that isn't entrenched in pathos – however, it is clear that his introspection and genuine care about the human condition permeates every line in the film. The removal of the Mila Kunis character reflects on MacFarlane's nihilistic view on romantic relationships – he changes the romantic partner for Wahlberg's character as a direct commentary on the character's lack of ability to genuinely care for a woman, and how easily he can replace them in his personal life. Every frame of Ted 2 displays a director at the peak of his artistic creativity, whether he knows it or not. But I believe he does. It is a reflection of the director in the best way possible, and it knowingly debases itself to allow its audience to see him in a more personal light. Post-modernism has ushered in a new form of self-aware filmmaking, where the banal can truly ascend to pure art.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, IMDB ratings and that. Serious business. awehuhs
They really are, man

Never seen Ted 2 but I bet it's ****ing shit

Originally posted by Scribble
Ted 2 is Seth MacFarlane's Seven Samurai. It's like Citizen Kane updated for the post-modern age; Ted is clearly the Kane character, falling victim to his hubris too often. The shallow jokes are a barrier, showing MacFarlane's inability to show genuine human emotion that isn't entrenched in pathos – however, it is clear that his introspection and genuine care about the human condition permeates every line in the film. The removal of the Mila Kunis character reflects on MacFarlane's nihilistic view on romantic relationships – he changes the romantic partner for Wahlberg's character as a direct commentary on the character's lack of ability to genuinely care for a woman, and how easily he can replace them in his personal life. Every frame of Ted 2 displays a director at the peak of his artistic creativity, whether he knows it or not. But I believe he does. It is a reflection of the director in the best way possible, and it knowingly debases itself to allow its audience to see him in a more personal light. Post-modernism has ushered in a new form of self-aware filmmaking, where the banal can truly ascend to pure art.

Should post that on IMDB.

Might do, but I'd only end up having cancer wished upon me and my entire family by someone by the name 'lolfilms2k12' or something. Although maybe that's a reason to do it. awehuhs

Originally posted by Scribble
Might do, but I'd only end up having cancer wished upon me and my entire family by someone by the name 'lolfilms2k12' or something. Although maybe that's a reason to do it. awehuhs

You could just post it as a review.

how did you know my username

FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

Fell asleep! awehuhs

I feel crappy now

i thought you did
but you're back now aw00t