I sexually👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Identify as an Attack Helicopter 🔫👊💥🚁 . Ever since 🕒🕟⬅ I was a boy 👦 I dreamed 😴🏨💤💭 of soaring 🚁 over 🔝the oilfields 💧🏭 dropping hot sticky loads ⬇⬇🔥🔥💦💦🍭💯💯 on disgusting 😝 😝foreigners👨‍👧👨‍👧👦👨‍👦. People 👥 say 💬 to me 😧 that a person being a helicopter 👤➡🚁 is Impossible❌❌ and I’m ****ing 🏩💦💦💦 retarded 💫👀👃👅💫 but I don’t care 😎❌❌❌, I’m beautiful💄👓😚💎. I’m having a plastic surgeon 🔨😷✂ install rotary blades🌀🌀🌀🌀, 3⃣0 mm cannons 🔫 and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles 🔥🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀 on my body👤. From now on 🕚➡🕦 I want you guys 👥 to call me 📱💬 “🇦️🇵️🇦️🇨️🇭️🇪️” and respect 👌👍👌 my ➡️right➡️ to kill 💀🔥🔥🚀💀🔫💀💀💀💣💣💀💀 from above 🔝 and kill 💀🔫 needlessly ❓❓❓. If you 👉 can’t accept ❌👎❌👎 me you’re a heliphobe ❌🚁❌ and need to check ✔ your vehicle 🚐🚑🚲🚠🚓🚛🚖🚁🚇 privilege. Thank you ✌ for being so understanding. ❌➡✔