The 2,000,000th post game

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Selphie you teasing like you do

😎 jewish dudes

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Originally posted by Selphie
I LOVE MARIA BAMFORD

ugh u so lucky!!

AXEL! You know I work at a comedy club, right?? We're having James Adomian this weekend!!

I know!!!!!! I'm like 1000% mad jelly of your setup.

Oh my ****ing god, that's awesome! I LOVE ADOMIAN. He does an amazing Bernie Sanders

my favorite is his jesse ventura, tho.

are there like any secret hidey holes within the club that I could come and live in?

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Slay
Ironically, stand-up comedy is the most hilarious thing to be pretentious about.

There is some truth to this, but I can't help but feel superior to people that love Dane Cook

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Originally posted by Selphie
Yeah, I have a thing for jewish dudes

Well that just ain't kosher, no good Jewish boy should fall for the temptations of a shikse like you.

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Damn gentiles always taking the good ones.

Selphie you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Ax3l
I know!!!!!! I'm like 1000% mad jelly of your setup.

Oh my ****ing god, that's awesome! I LOVE ADOMIAN. He does an amazing Bernie Sanders

my favorite is his jesse ventura, tho.

are there like any secret hidey holes within the club that I could come and live in?

His early show is going to be his stand up, his late show is going to be him as Bernie doing a debate with Anthony Atamanuik as Trump, it's going to be epic

I don't really like his Bernie all that much, but I LOVE him as Jesse Ventura!! I'd rather see that, for sure

YA come work with me 😄 I get to do the open mic's while I'm working 😛

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Slay
Well that just ain't kosher, no good Jewish boy should fall for the temptations of a shikse like you.

Whatever it's not like he loves me anyways!! cry

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Slay
Ironically, stand-up comedy is the most hilarious thing to be pretentious about.

And you should know, you are them all...

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Originally posted by Selphie
His early show is going to be his stand up, his late show is going to be him as Bernie doing a debate with Anthony Atamanuik as Trump, it's going to be epic

I don't really like his Bernie all that much, but I LOVE him as Jesse Ventura!! I'd rather see that, for sure

YA come work with me 😄 I get to do the open mic's while I'm working 😛

They're doing that in Chicago tonight! Actually both of them were on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast today as Trump and Sanders. Its pretty amazing.

Yeah, his Jesse Venture is insanely spot on.

Okay great I'm in. My job qualifications are as follows: 1. Look great in sunglasses, 2. I'm a great scapegoat [whatever that means], and 3. I'm more than capable of coming up with 3 things for a list.

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dudes trump is actually pretty good

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Ax3l
2. I'm a great scapegoat [whatever that means]

I'm pretty sure it's "escape goat". Like when you try to run away and then you throw a goat in the way to escape. Obviously that was more common in earlier times when the first languages were made.

Selphie you teasing like you do

Yeah, he does Trump's voice insanely well

Selphie you teasing like you do

YouTube video

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Originally posted by Bardock42
And you should know, you are them all...

Oh look, it's Martin L. Steinem telling everyone who they are and what they should think again.

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Bit ironic giving the post it was in reply to, but clever, I'll let it pass.

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Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm pretty sure it's "escape goat". Like when you try to run away and then you throw a goat in the way to escape. Obviously that was more common in earlier times when the first languages were made.
oh yeah obviously. I mean, I knew that. Jeeze, actin like I don't know things. You're crazy hahaha!

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Originally posted by Selphie
YouTube video
Have you ever seen her webseries?

She did every character and it was basically filmed around her house.

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Bit ironic giving the post it was in reply to, but clever, I'll let it pass.

I think your PMS is making you see things that aren't there, but as a feminist, I'll let it pass.

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And there goes the cleverness...

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when my phones chime notification goes off and someone asks "who dat?," 9 times out of 10 its an email from pizza hut