The 2,000,000th post game

my friend forgot to put me on this standup show, which we had agreed I would do about a month ago

I'm so disappointed 🙁

He put me on the March show, but SERIOUSLY, this was the one thing I've been looking forward to since my surgery 🙁

what the damn hell

Originally posted by Selphie
my friend forgot to put me on this standup show, which we had agreed I would do about a month ago

I'm so disappointed 🙁

He put me on the March show, but SERIOUSLY, this was the one thing I've been looking forward to since my surgery 🙁

KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM ALL!!! ha-son

i did the straight up ****ing boogie-woogie-woogie

don't kill them that would be murder and murder is frowned upon

But you may get a netflix original out of it

i want to make a version of making a murderer where the accused is totally guilty but gets off scott free and I'm going to call it American Crime Story: The People vs. OJ Simpson

i will never understand people who are so amped about their hometown

I just bought the rights. Thx for the idea fam

Originally posted by Unoriginal
Tfw no gf?

Puttin on the ritz

I want to make a version of Making a Murderer where the case takes place over the course of 30 years, and in that time the accused kills numerous people and eventually and unknowingly admits to it and call it The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst

Originally posted by Selphie
my friend forgot to put me on this standup show, which we had agreed I would do about a month ago

I'm so disappointed 🙁

He put me on the March show, but SERIOUSLY, this was the one thing I've been looking forward to since my surgery 🙁

out of all the serialized court case I think The Jinx might be my favorite just because of how ****ing weird Robert Durst is.

I mean Steven Avery is easy to get along with and be on his side but Robert Durst is just a ****ing weirdo and I always gravitate towards the weirdos

BRING BACK THE BIGGER PICTURE

My friend and his wife have a Corgi named Billy Corgi.

Originally posted by Scribble
Wojak totally gets me

Tf is wojak

Originally posted by Unoriginal
Tf is wojak