It's worth a repost I reckon
Originally posted by Star428
LOL. Perhaps I should make public the multitude of "crazy PM's" you've sent me in the past. Would you like that? How about the ones where you say you'd like to hit Ushgarak? I have mental problems,huh? In that case, so do you because the PM I sent to you wasn't much different than the one you sent to me after I laughed at this joke about you:http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=604450&pagenumber=2
LOL. You're just as hypocritical and two-faced as that b**** Hillary Clinton. You're no better than she is, Time. Stabbing people in the back whom you refer to as your friends is not gonna take you very far in life. Friendship is over, loser. Don't be sending me anymore of your pathetic little PM's asking me to "thumbs up" your comments, got that?
As for you, Ush, you are one of the most biased and unfair mods I've ever came across in an online message board. Only one other mod I've encountered has ever played "favorites" more than you do. I noticed you didn't even so much as warn the little prick who provoked me. Guess that has to do with the fact that both my political and religious views are so diametrically opposed to yours while the punk's isn't.
Frankly, I don't give a shit if you permanently ban me either for criticizing your moderation. It would just prove me right.
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
Originally posted by Scribble
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
What the hell did you just say about me, you big phony? I’ll have you know I was kicked out of Pencey Prep, and I’ve been involved in a numerous prostitution attempts, and I have smoked over 300 cigarettes. I am versed in composition writing and I’m the craziest sex maniac in the entire world. You are nothing to me but another phony. I will goddam sock the hell out of you with all my might, for Chrissake. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet and all? Think again, you moron. As we speak I am buzzing my incognito network of ducks around the park and your address is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the winter, lousy bastard. The winter that freezes the fish and all in the pond. You’re goddamn dead, I’m not kidding. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complain in over seven hundred different ways, and that’s just about my lousy brother D.B. Not only can I whine about everything, but I can dance with every dopey girl that I meet in a bar and I will dance until I knock you out, I swear. If you would know about how I would plug you with six shots with my automatic when I’m bleeding and all, maybe you would have shut your mouth. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and know you’re going to pay the damn price and all, you corny big shot. I will drink highballs all over your room and you will hit the ceiling. You’re a goddamn phony, sonuvabitch. I’m not kidding.
What the **** did you just ****ing say to me, you little bun? I'll have you know I graduated top of my loaf in Bread Academy, and have been involved in numerous dinner events, and I have over 300 confirmed sesame seeds. I'm trained in dough warfare and I'm the top appetizer in France. You are nothing but just another dinner roll.I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this bakery, mark my ****ing crumbs. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the collective bread consciousness? Think again, baguette. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the bakery and your crumb trail is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, sweet roll. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your crust. You’re ****ing dead, panini. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can toast you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare crumbs. Not only am I extensively trained in food fights, but I have access to the full food supply of France, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable end slice off the face of the counter, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing yeast. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whole wheat. I will shit butter all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing toasted, bread.
Originally posted by Unoriginalhaermm Possibly the best one
What the **** did you just ****ing say to me, you little bun? I'll have you know I graduated top of my loaf in Bread Academy, and have been involved in numerous dinner events, and I have over 300 confirmed sesame seeds. I'm trained in dough warfare and I'm the top appetizer in France. You are nothing but just another dinner roll.I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this bakery, mark my ****ing crumbs. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the collective bread consciousness? Think again, baguette. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the bakery and your crumb trail is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, sweet roll. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your crust. You’re ****ing dead, panini. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can toast you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare crumbs. Not only am I extensively trained in food fights, but I have access to the full food supply of France, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable end slice off the face of the counter, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing yeast. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whole wheat. I will shit butter all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing toasted, bread.