The 2,000,000th post game

I'm overweight

You didn't seem to be when I met you

I mean I'm not surprised really but still

Like I don't have enough things people can make fun of now I can add fat jokes to that

But you were wearing a super thick hoodie so it was kind of hard to tell

Originally posted by Scribble
You didn't seem to be when I met you

I'm not fat, im just too short

Yeah I like to hide how fat I am

Your metabolism must suck

Like if we stretched you out you'd be the perfect weight

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm not fat, im just too short

My housemate best mate lass person is pretty short, and I already find that adorable enough

I'm 5'1 same as Welshy

That was kind of an excuse to mention her I guess. You know that thing?

We're two chubby peas in a extra large pod

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm 5'1 same as Welshy

But she's crazy and Scottish and would **** me up if I laughed so I don't

Originally posted by Scribble
That really is adorable. I have a lecturer who's like 4'10, so don't feel too bad. She's like the shortest person I know I think, and I don't realise how much taller I am than her until I'm standing talking to her

But she's crazy and Scottish and would **** me up if I laughed so I don't

haermm

I like to call myself fun sized.

Originally posted by Scribble
That was kind of an excuse to mention her I guess. You know that thing?

Don't aww me! ha-son

There there darling