The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Piggle Humsy52,234 pages
Originally posted by Scribble
Hey, you're not expected to perform like a pro the first time. Although I did, to be fair, so maybe a bit of pressure.

I think he just meant in general haermm but way to add pressure to the poor lad

He'll get it eventually

Consumed about 90% of my booze

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me

No hope - but no harm
Just another false alarm
This story is old - I know
But it goes on

lots of girls name end -ee

sophiee

either ee or ah

Originally posted by walshy
lots of girls name end -ee

sophiee

Just Sophie. The -ee is implied. awehuhs

Yeah, a bunch of girls' names end with -ee, but it's weird getting a four-time strike

oo ee oo ah ah

Lottie, Zoe, Katie, Natalie.

zoe wasnt first ?

Originally posted by walshy
zoe wasnt first ?
Zoe was my first sexy-time, yeah, but my first girlfriend was Lottie. She was an important part of my life; she's the second hottest girl to be interested in me sexually, etc.

If Natalie was into me she'd take that place, but yeah, not gonna happen.

I've made a mess of what should be a small success but I digress at least I've tried my very best I guess

I'm that guy in films where IMDb members say "No way would girls that hot be into that guy, I just don't believe it it"

And it turns it that I really love Jackson Pollock and Mark Rothko

I still feel sad

Go to the Rothko room in the Tate Modern. Really sorted me out last time I felt like shit.

Broken Heart Syndrome is a real thing

Love is a drug, and heartbreak is your body's withdrawal.