The 2,000,000th post game

Started by quanchi11252,234 pages

Try to sleep with her as fast as possible.

No, sleep with her parents. That will for sure get you her.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Try to sleep with her as fast as possible.

I don't want to rush into it, if never felt this way toward a girl honestly

Aww spawns you little sweet thing

Originally posted by walshy
Aww spawns you little sweet thing

You're such a supportive mom

Tongue punch her fartbox

Originally posted by Unoriginal
Tongue punch her fartbox

I will tell you when that day comes

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
I will tell you when that day comes
a true gentlemenne of leisure.

Originally posted by walshy
I'm going to meet Stan in London, see sum 41 then **** piggle I mean that's pretty boss too tbh I never knew how cool I was damn
Originally posted by walshy
Yeah that's kinda my life now, drinks, a show and sex

haermm

Morgan freeman dancing with drag queens. That's gold.

I'm sitting on the floor

Will keep you updated

Originally posted by walshy
I'm sitting on the floor

petpet

Wkuu

My eyes hurting and watering and stinging.

Stupid mascara

You bloody people with your good lives!

Originally posted by Scribble
You bloody people with your good lives!

Gotta work for it. Shit doesn't just happen

It did before

University is damn hard work fam, and it doesn't feel like it's paying off

Join the army, then leave the army, or stay it's up to you