Deliver a meal to a client today, she's hard of hearing and nearly blind.
I try to speak loudly and clear.
Today she's sitting there with this thing on her head that puts magnifying glasses in front of both her eyes so she can read the paper.
I ask if she needs a spoon or a fork for her meal and she goes "Seniors pork? What?"
The visual of her big bug eyes and that phrase made it hard not to laugh.