Seriously, a beloved wig proudly held in high regards by its previous owner only to be discarded and denied as even belonging to the owner who has now replaced him and shunned it.
The wig left out in the cold and bitterness of the world get depressed and sees no use for himself anymore, until it chances upon a powerfully rich individual and suddenly an idea sparks... The wig takes his chances and his revenge by climbing atop the man and using him for his own gains in the vengeance he has against the human race... He uses the man to be in the running for one of the world leaders so that he may destroy us completely