One time when I was about 13-14 I was in a bus with a bunch of rowdy dickturds who must've been around 16 or something sitting in the back. One of them ends up breaking the seat in front of them, the bus driver stops and tells him to get out or he's calling the police. Of course the cuntbag refused to leave so the driver calls the cops and tells everyone that they might as well get out and wait for the next bus because he's waiting for the cops of course. So this one tattood guy gets up from his seat and he says something along the lines of ''You're making me miss my appointment, brev. You're lucky I'm out on parole or I would've head-butted you.'' So the dickturd starts crying, which was hilarious.