The 2,000,000th post game

Started by walshy52,234 pages

Is it getting worse the further north you go

Do you get on a cross country train? I had to once to go to Birmingham

Originally posted by walshy
Probably gonna be up most the night now

You can rub my back while I sleep awegimp

Originally posted by Slay
Usually British train stations are a hub for the local intelligentsia.
I know, right. For some reason they've all disappeared. Even the faithful hoods and bootboys are gone, replaced by standard-fare simpletons. O for the days where serious academia and tragic fights took place in Leeds train station

Originally posted by walshy
Is it getting worse the further north you go
This whole country is ****ing putrid

"From Grimsby to Harrogate" is the least enticing cross-country holiday pitch in history

Harrogate looks pretty nice. Grimsby reminds me of This is England.

Originally posted by Slay
Harrogate looks pretty nice. Grimsby reminds me of This is England.
Grimsby is a total shit hole. Harrogate is like the Cambridge of Yorkshire.

At least the end destination is alright

Back where I belong

Where everybody knows your name.

I wish they didn't

I've been back like 20 minutes and I'm already kind of regretting it aweherm

I mean Sealand is cool, but having the entire Sealand constitution read out to you in a loud and autistic voice gets grating real quick

Originally posted by Scribble
I've been back like 20 minutes and I'm already kind of regretting it aweherm

Why?

What's an autistic voice?

You know, that weird, nasal voice that's filled with excitement at something menial

It's an all-caps kind of voice, lots of exclamation marks

And the room stinks of farts already uhuh

Man I miss London

London misses you